It lives! *muahahaha*
U-Boot from https://github.com/jwrdegoede/u-boot-sunxi with branch sunxi-next
Kernel from https://github.com/linux-sunxi/linux-sunxi with branch sunxi-devel (which is the next development branch of the sunxi upstream community)

cubie:~ # cat /proc/cpuinfo
processor       : 0
model name      : ARMv7 Processor rev 4 (v7l)
Features        : swp half thumb fastmult vfp edsp thumbee neon vfpv3 tls vfpv4 idiva idivt vfpd32 lpae 
CPU implementer : 0x41
CPU architecture: 7
CPU variant     : 0x0
CPU part        : 0xc07
CPU revision    : 4

processor       : 1
model name      : ARMv7 Processor rev 4 (v7l)
Features        : swp half thumb fastmult vfp edsp thumbee neon vfpv3 tls vfpv4 idiva idivt vfpd32 lpae 
CPU implementer : 0x41
CPU architecture: 7
CPU variant     : 0x0
CPU part        : 0xc07
CPU revision    : 4

Hardware        : Allwinner sun7i (A20) Family
Revision        : 0000
Serial          : 0000000000000000