{"id":198,"date":"2011-05-07T03:25:07","date_gmt":"2011-05-07T01:25:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.the-leviathan.ch\/?p=198"},"modified":"2011-05-07T03:25:07","modified_gmt":"2011-05-07T01:25:07","slug":"2nd-school-matriculation","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.the-leviathan.ch\/?p=198","title":{"rendered":"2nd school &#8211; matriculation"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dear military, dear ZKB sorry for panicing.<br \/>\nIt was neither of you who had my certificate it was my ex-girlfiend which had filed it years ago into a totally insane place where I never would have looked for it.<br \/>\nNamely between my business informatics documents&#8230;<br \/>\nAnyway, gladly I&#8217;ve got another female in the house, namely my mom, who did find it on one single look&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Well&#8230; The day I begin to understand human females will be the day when either my head explodes or if not I&#8217;ll take a shower in gasoline and lighten a cig&#8230;. >_<\n<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dear military, dear ZKB sorry for panicing. It was neither of you who had my certificate it was my ex-girlfiend which had filed it years ago into a totally insane place where I never would have looked for it. Namely between my business informatics documents&#8230; Anyway, gladly I&#8217;ve got another female in the house, namely &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/blog.the-leviathan.ch\/?p=198\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">2nd school &#8211; matriculation<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-198","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-daily"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.the-leviathan.ch\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/198","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.the-leviathan.ch\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.the-leviathan.ch\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.the-leviathan.ch\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.the-leviathan.ch\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=198"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/blog.the-leviathan.ch\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/198\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":199,"href":"https:\/\/blog.the-leviathan.ch\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/198\/revisions\/199"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.the-leviathan.ch\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=198"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.the-leviathan.ch\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=198"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.the-leviathan.ch\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=198"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}